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Okay so my crush (yes i'm dating my crush) had asked me to help them ask out a guy the thought they almost kinda liked and liked them back, they were really just lonely and didn't wanna be anymore so they were just looking for someone to date. Its sad cos i liked them and they were just looking for someone to date, it's also sad cos they come to me to ask how to ask someone, not me, out. I decided to be stupid and told them ‘’i dunno how much help i'll be since i couldn't even tell you i liked you before you moved on’’ and ‘accidentally’ pressed send. They told me how they had mixed feelings for me and they didn't really know if they liked the other guy enough to really date them, i still thought i had like no chance to be with them so i kinda just started to move on, thinking i’d never get to be with them. If you can't tell already this is the person i'm dating now, but i'll tell you what happened. The next day they came to me and asked me what it'd be like if we were dating and i told them i really didn't know but i thought we would be a good couple and that i really liked them. We changed the subject but a few minutes later they gave me a serious face and suddenly had a cake (it's possible cos it's online :’]) so they gave me the cake and said something along the lines of ‘chimmie, will chu date me?’
I said no. The end.

(i'm kidding, i said yes and we’re currently in a fabulous relationship <3)

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Commissions!

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Anorexia
[x] You hate your body.
[x] You have starved yourself. (kinda, its hard to eat)
[ ] You have low self esteem.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You need to be skinnier.
[x] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
[x] You skip at least one meal a day. (i can never eat breakfast or really dinner either ;n; )
[ ] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion.
Total: 4

ADHD
[x] You are hyper most of the time.
[x] You barely pay attention to anything. 
[ ] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] You seem to never sit still. 
[x] You talk all the time. 
[x] You need attention 24/7.
[ ] You aren't very shy.
Total: 9

Bipolar Disorder
[x] You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
[/] You are very irritable.
[x] You barely get any or no sleep.
[x] You have very high self esteem at times.
[ ] You have used or abused alcohol, drugs or sex.
[x] You have thought of/attempted suicide.
[ ] You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know. 
Total: 13.5

Bulimia Nervosa
[x] You've thrown up all your food at one time.
[ ] You've thrown it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] You have little control over how you eat.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[x] You eat fast. 
[ ] You are overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out. 
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
Total: 15.5

Conduct Disorder
[ ] You are a bully.
[ ] You threaten other people.
[ ] You often find yourself in fights. 
[ ] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] You are cruel to humans and/or animals. 
[ ] You have raped/molested someone.
[ ] You destroy property on purpose.
[ ] You always lie.
[x] You've stayed out all night.
[ ] You have/attempted to run away from home. 
Total: 16.5

Depression
[x] You always, or normally, feel sad. 
[x] You always, or normally, are crying. 
[ ] You find no hope in your future.
[x] You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[x] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[x] You are anti-social. (im home schooled)
[ ] You have low self esteem.
[ ] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you. 
Total: 21.5

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[x] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[ ] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] You have harmed yourself.
[ ] You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS.
[x] You have to check some stuff over again. 
Total: 25.5

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[x] You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can't escape.
[x] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] You think people are always staring or talking about you. 
[ ] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same sex.
[x] You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say you should.
[x] You are very shy. 
[x] You often talk to yourself. 
Total: 31.5

OVERALL TOTAL: 28

0-5: You're very normal.
6-15: You're fine.
16-20: You might be okay.
21-30: You have problems.
->31-35 You have really bad problems. you might need to see a therapist<- (help i'm freaking out)
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wtf

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Dear GamingLuver22 ,                             
I don't really know how to tell you this, but The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me under the bus and I saw you hit on my corned beef hash. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I get turned on only by my garbage man. I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I will never will forget that night and you should stop picking your nose.
Go milk a cow,
Cat

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Dear (choose a random person) ,                             
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other - I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear


3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper


4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Blue - Knock out
Black - Hit on
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over


5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadians' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My cat
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner


6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
Hannibal - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Ashamed
House - Sterile


7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Mixed Emotions – That we're related
Other - That your driving sucks


8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails


9) The first letter of your first or last name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards


10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F - Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N -  Love your sweet, sweet donkey
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X -  Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you


11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose


12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Ireland – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

i am to lazy to unbold things, these answers were from Flvffyfox 
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